Uhahu

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Background

Confidential data assembled from the "Irregular group of lost children from Baker Module" dossier. First-class hacking prodigy. Negligible combat skills; escort required. Tendency toward introversion; known history of was psychosis and PTSD.

Further information on the cast of Outrage can be found in the Outrage Missions Pack.

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Name's Uhahu. Yah, I know it's a palindrome. It's also one way to transcribe 'yoo-hoo' in Japanese. I know it's a weird name; still miles better than Test Subject EXL-034B, right? That's as much of a name as I got from Dr Santos, my maker and custodian from when I was imprisoned in the Baker Module, the Tunguskan branch of the Black Labs. That's where I was made-or bred or whatever-to be a spare body for some silver spoon asshole; like a sort of bootleg augmented clone. So that's why I'm so smart and why I age one-third as quickly as a regular person. In fancier words, both my physiological and neurological development have been, well, retarded. And it sucks ass 'cause I'm sick of being a child! At least my brood mates at Baker Module were the same as me. We made quite the team in that concentration kindergarten. They taught us all kinds of stuff pretty much non-stop, exercising our cogni- tive capacities so our noodle would be at peak performance once our 'originals' got to take over. Apparently our brains are extra malleable because of neoteny. We were so smart and learned so fast, when we decided to break out not even the pseudo-Al in charge of security could stop us.

But there was a lot about the world we didn't know and our breakout drew the attention of Jack Watson and he got to us pretty much straight away-he's not the Greatest Detective in the Sphere for nothing. Thank goodness Watson saw the utility in us-or he took pity on us, same difference - and he helped us found the Baker Module's Lost Children Irregulars. We were an independent team of data collection, analysis, and intelligence experts. The cash kept us afloat, and it gave us a purpose. We helped Jack Watson out with his cases but we also got a lot of cred with hackers and with the espionage community. That was fine for a while, but some of us were restless; we wanted to see the world beyond freaking Tunguska. The first one to leave was Mary Problems; I went next.

I had the skillz and the connectz to get by freelancing for intelligence agencies, corporate services, and of course at StarCo-they know talent when they see it. That's when I got an offer from a tactical officer called Emily Handelman. Her merry band of mercenaries was short a hacker, so up into the Dolly Dagger I went. That's right. The rest you probably heard from the news, but they fed you a load of bullshit and spin-that's a matter of course with black ops and the Hexahedron, believe me. Anyway, that was a whole thing, but I guess life goes on. I'm still taking gigs; sometimes independently, other times, like now, on StarCo's payroll. Nah, of course I don't mind telling you who I work for. 'Cause your memory is being expunged as we speak, silly. Yah, what you're feeling right now is called a cascading failure. Unpreventable and irretrievable, and it's my handiwork. Who's a brat now, you pocket calcul-"

-Deactivatio nof the HydrAI protecting the Xanaaq Complex, in orbit around Neptune. Recorded during the Maytime Corporate Micro-conflicts.

Quotes

"Don't take the piss out of that girl. She's not a child. Besides, Uhahu keeps dangerous company."

-Miranda Ashcroft, Bistró Paşazade, Dar el Funduq, Bourak.

Profile

N4

ISC: Uhahu, Hacker for Hire Character Light Infantry
Fury: Not Impetuous Training: Regular Back-Up: No Cube
MOV CC BS PH WIP ARM BTS W/STR S
4-4 12 11 10 14 1 3 1 1
Skills and Equipment: HAcking Device Plus (UPGRADE: Total Control (+2 Damage)), Courage, Immunity (Shock), No Wound Incapacitaion
Loadout Special Skills Weapons and Equipment Melee Weapons Points SWC
1 Hacker Pitcher, D-Charges Assault Pistol, CC Weapon 19 0.5

N3

Retired
ISC: Uhahu, Hacker for Hire LI
Fury: Non-Impetuous Training: Regular Back-Up: Cube
MOV CC BS PH WIP ARM BTS W/STR S
4-4 12 11 10 14 1 3 1 2
Skills and Equipment: V: No Wound Incapacitation
Name Skills and Equipment BS Weapons CC Weapons Points SWC
Hacker Hacking Device Plus (Upgrade: Icebreaker) Pitcher, D-Charges Assault Pistol, Knife 25 0.5


Outrage

Outrage Profile
ISC: Uhahu, Hacker for Hire LI
Fury: Non-Impetuous Training: Regular Back-Up: Cube
MOV CC BS PH WIP ARM BTS W/STR S
4-4 12 11 10 14 1 3 1 2
Skills and Equipment: V: No Wound Incapacitation
Name Skills and Equipment BS Weapons CC Weapons Points SWC
Hacker Hacking Device Plus (Upgrade: Icebreaker) Pitcher, D-Charges Assault Pistol, Knife (31) (0)

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